Humor column

Laughing Matters Comedy Column

Some humor columns gently tickle your funny bone and elicit a weak smile or mild chuckle. This isn’t one of those columns. What it is: Written by one of the country's most popular clean comedians, Laughing Matters is a syndicated monthly humor column that grabs hold of your funny bone and slaps it around like a WWF wrestler. Think The Far Side meets Seinfeld. What it's like: No other column reveals the true meaning behind alien crop circles (it’s really just their kids doing graffiti), that they’re really not that far from here (Canada) and that they feel the same way the rest of us do about attorneys. No other column would dare to dabble in history revision to reveal that the Scots never achieved world dominance because they were too busy worrying that their skirts might fly up in the heat of battle. And nobody besides Charles is as qualified to write an article on inner-office conflict when working by yourself. How much it costs: Laughing Matters is consistently laugh-out-loud funny and runs approximately 500-700 words. And because it’s syndicated and only runs once a month, it’s affordable. At only $15 a month your publication can run one of the funniest, most original humor columns available today! Call or e-mail our office today to sign up for Laughing Matters!
*Here are a few samples of Laughing Matters. Just click on the title of the column that you want to read and the corresponding article should appear.* • Going to the dogs - I'm thinking about getting a dog and my choices are: man dog, kitty dog, or mutant rat dog. Maybe you can help me decide which one to get. • Dancing with the stars…. or with Natasha and Bob, anyway - My wife and I were inspired by reality television and took a ballroom dance class. Maybe we should pay more for the lessons next time. • Unexplored relationship markets - Guys, are you wondering why you're not attracting the good-looking, younger women that you used to? It’s a real mystery all right, and I’m here to help. • Dysfunctional computer relationships - I broke up with my old computer and then fell right back into a relationship with a new computer. These rebound romances never work. • Chick restaurants - You think your wife is taking you out for a nice meal at a normal restaurant but then you find yourself in every man's nightmare: a chick restaurant (otherwise known as a dress-rant).